Paintings Currently for Sale - As of September 15, 2016

"Green Pyramids" "Green Pyramids" - acrylic on bedsheet on board. 32" x 40". Based on a painting seen in the background of Cosmic BE-ING 4. Ideal price: $100. Purchase this piece!

"Chartreuse Haze" "Chartreuse Haze" - acrylic on burlap on board. 16" x 20". A sort of self portrait but not really. Painted in 2012. Ideal price: $95. Purchase this piece!

"Anxiety" "Anxiety" - oil on canvas. 24" x 18". Nice texture and color. Lil abstract bit. Painted in 2011. Ideal price: $80. Purchase this piece!

"On the Foothills" "On the Foothills" - acrylic on board, framed. 41" x 33". Great for a child's room, or for anyone with a love for Colorado-inspired mountains with a curious, cartoon folk style. Will brighten any room. Ideal price: $600. Purchase this piece!

"TICTA TOSS" "TICTA TOSS" - GLOW IN THE DARK acrylic on canvas. 18" x 24". A handsome piece, a fun piece, one of my favorite paintings I've ever made. Ideal price: $195. Purchase this piece!

"A Mark on Every Door" "A Mark on Every Door" - acrylic on cabinet door. 29" x 21". Painted while in a trance. Ideal price: $95. Purchase this piece!

"Dog With Coffee" "Dog with Coffee" - acrylic on canvas. 30" x 48". Dude, this guy will bring a smile to your face any time you walk into the room. Yeah, it's just a painting, but it really feels like there's just some chill guy hangin out and drinking coffee with you. And he's also a dog. Love this one. Ideal price: $325. Purchase this piece!

"Garden" "Garden" - oil on board. 24" x 48". Large decorative piece with wonderful texture. Brings life and color into any room. Can be hanged vertically or horizontally. Takes up a satisfying amount of space. I've had it for a while (painted in 2010) so I'm selling it for a bargain price. Ideal price: $95. Purchase this piece!

"Form Destroyer" "Form Destroyer" - acrylic on canvas. 28" x 40". Might be of interest to sci-fi fans. I painted this while reading Philip K. Dick's Maze of Death. Ideal price: $250. Purchase this piece!

"Yeah So What!" "Yeah So What!" - acrylic on wood panel. 24" x 24". Bright piece from around 2011. Ideal price: $75. Purchase this piece!

"Spirit in the Living Room" "Spirit in the Living Room" - acrylic on canvas. 30" x 40". I was staring at a little yellow dog pinata in my living room, and it began to morph into this plantlike entity. It spoke to me, I drew it. It licked the air with its tongue. I took notes. Believe it or not! Here it is, TMOL: The Meaning of Life. Ideal price: $325. Purchase this piece!

"Ain't it Hard to Get Laid in Denver" "Ain't it Hard to Get Laid in Denver" - acrylic on canvas. 30" x 48". I painted this in 2010. It speaks for itself. -- While it was hanging at Ism Gallery, a man came in, stood in front of it, scoffed at the text, turned to me and said "Ya think so?" Hey man, some of us aren't so fortunate! So, if you enjoy paintings that contain humiliating confessions, titties, cartoon abstraction, drunkenness, and sadness, this piece is for you. Bargain price - it takes up a satisfying amount of space. Ideal price: $120. Purchase this piece!

"Gumballs" "Gumballs" - acrylic on canvas. 16" x 20". Fun bit here. Yep. Bargain for ya. Ideal price: $50. Purchase this piece!

"Late Nite with Conan O Brien" "Late Nite with Conan O Brien" - acrylic on canvas. 36" x 18". Painted this in high school (2005). Conan is still one of my favorite people on Earth. Ideal price: $95. Purchase this piece!

"The Party" "The Party" - acrylic on texturized board (kinda looks like burlap texture). 20" x 29". Another libidinous little simp. Would look fabulous in a frame. Great size for the price. Painted in about 2012. Ideal price: $75. Purchase this piece!